September 2011
1 post
Whoa!!!!!
It’s been forever sense I used this site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 2009
1 post
November 2009
2 posts
Traveling at the Speed of Light
I’m going to talk about the speed of light. And my ideas about it. I was once told by someone that if I travel at the speed of light I could travel backwards or forwards in time. I found these ideas to be correct and sound! But at the time I was 8 years old and believed everything that was told to me.
About 7 years later while watching the new movie “Star Trek” I saw how the...
posting
I’m about to post something that could sound a little stupid but it took me 3 hours to figure it out…I don’t know why
September 2009
18 posts
Boom Da Ya do de da!
I hate it when I forget where I am and how I got there. I look like such an idiot looking around and trying to find out. But afterwards I laugh at myself lol.
My nephew talked in his sleep while I was babysitting him. He said “Ahhhh! Mess!”
Today
Today I saw someones drawing and now I really want to draw sadly I’m only good with crayons.
Reblog if you need a hug.
(via mattisprettydamncool)
but I’ll be fine. Unless…if you happen to have a friend who just happens to be a girl then sure I’ll hug your friend.
is saying this word in this way just a Maine...
Tumblarity
chrisyeah:
I reckon the best way to boost your Tumblarity is to write a post about how much you hate Tumblarity!
chrisyeah:
jumptothesun:
Reblog if you don’t care about your tumblarity anymore
Eww dylan (my nephew) just spit in his Hand and rubbed it all over his face…then he looked at me and said “face?”. And rubbed his hand all over my face.
Something Random I Found in a Book I Wrote In.
Doctor: This isn't good.
Dan: What is it doc?
Doctor: You seem to...I don't know how to say this.
Dan: Come on doc lay it on me I can take it.
Doctor: Well your blood results just came in...
Dan: Listen if I'm going to die just say so.
Doctor: No No, it's much worse then that.
Dan: Am I going to suffer?
Doctor: You seem to be... Terribly lonely.
Dan: (Angry) ...Well your test results are in...And I see that your about to die!
Tee!
Dan: Dylan Say Cheese
Dylan: Tee!
“Don’t hit”
– My Nephew Dylan
Fun Way to Wake Some one Up!
Pour oatmeal and sausage bits all over the sleeping persons bed. And start making throw-up noises. When the person wakes up, say “I guess I shouldn’t have eaten all of that Spam & Sushi.”
Set up video cameras and connect to two or three televisions directly facing them at sleeping person. When the person wakes up their face will be on multiple television screens. When asked...
August 2009
27 posts
I just got my hands wet just to wipe them on dad! He said “Aww you little peckerhead.” and then laughed
It's pretty sad.
It’s pretty sad when a 15 year old I searching though iTunes in the kids TV Shows and gasps really loud when he sees Looney Toons.
I want an Alienware M17x laptop! But I have a bee phobia which makes it hard to work on a farm! Blah!!!!!!! I’m angry!
I'm feeling so lonely!
Wow this lonely feeling sucks! I thought it would go away in a few months…But 2 years come on already!
Jim Carrey= Favorite actor!
Oh! My cell phone rings! I have trouble getting it out of my pocket that takes almost long enough time for the answering machine to pick up so I get a little worried! Then I pull it out and find a part of melted gum stuck on it that I stored in my pocket that a friend gave to me and I didn’t want. So I kinda peel off the gum. Look at the caller ID!!!! Mom…still opening the phone...
I don’t know why but I love sneezing…weird a?
I'm 5'1 and weigh 86 lbs. Am I too shmall?
(via cashooo)
That’s funny. Because I’m only 3 inches taller and 4 lbs. more.
“Barks! *Runs off*”
– Murphy The Dog
Sometimes
Sometimes I wish thing on my laptop wont screw up so much and take forever to fix!
9223.) Sometimes, I like my online friends - who...
mattisprettydamncool:
(via blogsecret)
LOL
Murphy wanted the part of the pillow my head was on. So Murphy put his head on my head and starts growling at me. Murphy now has his side of the pillow.
“You know Dan. Your a pretty good little shit you know that?”
– Dad
“Cut Soda cans not your self!”
-mattisprettydamncool:
I sure hope today isn’t as hot as yesterday. I live in Maine wheather isn’t sopose to be like this!!!!
hmmm
this is interesting i just wish i new what i was doing…
i wish there was a pill that could stop you from...
mattisprettydamncool:
I need it now.
(via zombiesarecute)
this
this seems interesting I just with I knew what I was doing