Dan0801san

Pour oatmeal and sausage bits all over the sleeping persons bed. And start making throw-up noises. When the person wakes up, say “I guess I shouldn’t have eaten all of that Spam & Sushi.”

Set up video cameras and connect to two or three televisions directly facing them at sleeping person. When the person wakes up their face will be on multiple television screens. When asked about it, simply reply “It’s something for the government, don’t worry about it”